Dinner at McAlisters

Patrick of course not eating dinner ( a nice tasty ham & cheese sandwich) says to Keith, "I didn't get any sleep since you woke me up!"

No Homework

Some how Patrick & Grandpa got on the subject of Patrick & homework. Patrick told him only one classmate ever had homework but not him because he IS so smart! Yeah that's my son! lol

Bad day at school!

When asked by Grandpa if Patrick had a good day at school, Patrick told him NO! When asked what happened, Patrick told Grandpa he had to go up & down too many stairs! No really, very seriously!!!

Last night Patrick told Keith that he was scared the teachers may step on him since he is a tiny alien!

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Handy Manny

Of course as I am trying to get out the door with both kids my son comes down and is covered in something and smells pretty good, so I ask him what he did up in his room and that he now has to change his clothes since they are covered in something. He tells me that Handy Manny needed to be softer. Now I am so confused so I tell him that we will be going upstairs so he can show me what he did. We get to his room and he said "Look Mommy, I wanted Handy Manny to be softer!" Well he certainly chose the right lotion to use! My large bottle of Burt's Bees Milk & Honey Lotion! Thank you Burt's Bees for helping Handy Manny!!! LOL

Emergency

 So this morning my son starts saying we need to call his grandma, grandpa, great grandma, aunt jess, drew, lois and everybody else because this was an emergency since he could not find his angry birds game set! At least he didn't ask for the police and fire dept.!

StarTrek

So the other day my son is sitting with me at the computer and he looks over and see the teeny, tiny Star Trek figures sitting on the desk and says to me that's what happens when you watch too much Star Trek! I have not found out what is suppose to happen if you watch to much but it was funny anyways!